San Bernardino Boy - Johnny Hickman

"In his underwear, playing in that dirty air, his daddy's in the Chino jail

He'll grow up to be dumb as dirt by 23, with the Country Sheriff on his trail

7-1-4, who's that knockin' on my door,  it's the San Bernardino boy

9-0-9, everybody hide!  It's the San Bernardino boy

I'd seen him over by the keg, dancin' on his broken leg, blisters risin' on his sunburned hide

Later on tonight, he'll be startin' up a fight, 'til those billy clubs commence to wail

7-1-4, who's that knockin' on my door,  it's the San Bernardino boy

9-0-9, somebody kill the lights!  It's the San Bernardino boy"